Love Is The Triumph Of

Bachelors Know More About Women Than Married Men; If They Didn't They'd Be Married Too.

One May No More Live In The World Without Picking Up The Moral Prejudices Of The World Than One Will Be Able To Go To Hell Without Perspiring.

The Only Way For A Reporter To Look At A Politician Is Down.

Socialism: Nothing More Than The Theory That The Slave Is Always More Virtuous Than His Master.

A Man May Be A Fool And Not Know It, But Not If He Is Married.