Love Is Something You Cant

Marriage Is The Dark Side Of The Honeymoon

She Was A Girl Who Knew How To Be Happy Even When She Was Sad. And That’s Important—you Know

This Industry Should Behave Like A Mother Whose Child Has Just Run Out In Front Of A Car. But Instead Of Clasping The Child To Them, They Start Punishing The Child. Like You Don't Dare Get A Cold. How Dare You Get A Cold! I Mean, The Executives Can Get Colds And Stay Home Forever And Phone It In, But How Dare You, The Actor, Get A Cold Or A Virus. You Know, No One Feels Worse Than The One Who's Sick. I Sometimes Wish, Gee, I Wish They Had To Act A Comedy With A Temperature And A Virus Infection.

The Real Lover Is The Man Who Can Thrill You Just By Touching Your Head Or Smiling Into Your Eyes - Or Just By Staring Into Space.

Respect Is One Of Life's Greatest Treasures. I Mean, What Does It All Add Up To If You Don't Have That?