Love Is Said To Be

Contentment Is A Kind Of Moral Laziness; If There Wasn't Anything But Contentment In His World, Man Wouldn't Be Any More Of A Success Than An Angleworm Is

Every Man Has His Follies - And Often They Are The Most Interesting Thing He Has Got.

The Soul Has More Diseases Than The Body.

Where Religion Is A Trade, Morality Is A Merchandise.

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.