Love Is An Exploding Cigar

The Point Of The Daily Diary Exercise Is Not To Record What You Already Know About What Happened To You In The Last 24 Hours. Instead, It’s An Invitation To The Back Of Your Mind To Come Forward And Reveal To You The Perishable Images About The Day You Didn’t Notice You Noticed At All.

As I Enter The Small Intestine I Get Squeezed By Muscles. Its Dark And The Walls Look Like Slimey Crushed Velvet Theres Pancreas Juice On Me Help Me I Am Disintigrating.

You'll Never Call Him Fifi Again.

I Grew Up In A House That Had A Whole Lot Of Trouble. As Much Trouble As You Could Imagine.

When An Attractive But Aloof ("cool") Man Comes Along, There Are Some Of Us Who Offer To Shine His Shoes With Our Underpants. There Are Thousands Of Scientific Concepts As To Why This Is So, And Yes, Yes, It's Very Sick But None Of This Helps.