Love Is A Many Trousered

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Badger.

As I Have Often Said, She Has Two Styles Of Acting: With Or Without The Beard.

I Wanted To Kill Her And Make Her Eat Her Fringe. And Her Knickers.

I Like The Idea That I Can Talk To Any Teenage Girls. You Know, In A Language That Makes Sense To Them.

There He Is, Tall, Tanned, Italian, Sophisticated. So What Do You Do?" I Said, "er, Leap On Him And Snog Him Within An Inch Of His Life? Taking Care Not To Strangle Myself On His False Beard, Or Disturb His Banana.