Lost Time Can Never Be

The Greatest Monarch On The Proudest Throne Is Obliged To Sit Upon His Own Arse.

After All, Wedlock Is The Natural State Of Man. A Bachelor Is Not A Complete Human Being. He Is Like The Odd Half Of A Pair Of Scissors, Which Has Not Yet Found Its Fellow, And Therefore Is Not Even Half So Useful As They Might Be Together.

Beware The Hobby That Eats.

I Have Never Seen The Philosopher's Stone That Turns Lead Into Gold, But I Have Known The Pursuit Of It Turn A Man's Gold Into Lead.

A Man Wrapped Up In Himself Makes A Very Small Bundle.