Looking Back, I Realize That

It's Legal For Men To Be Floorwalkers And Illegal For Women To Be Streetwalkers.

You Show Me A Tropical Fruit And I'll Show You A Cocksucker From Guatemala.

This Is A Lttle Prayer Dedicated To The Separation Of Church And State. I Guess If They Are Going To Force Those Kids To Pray In Schools They Might As Well Have A Nice Prayer Like This: Our Father Who Art In Heaven, And To The Republic For Which It Stands, Thy Kingdom Come, One Nation Indivisible As In Heaven, Give Us This Day As We Forgive Those Who So Proudly We Hail. Crown Thy Good Into Temptation But Deliver Us From The Twilight's Last Gleaming. Amen And Awomen.

When You're Born You Get A Ticket To The Freak Show. When You're Born In America, You Get A Front Row Seat.

For A Long Time, I've Distinguished Between Entertainer And Performer And Entertainer And Artist. To Me, An Entertainer Is Someone Who Pleases Others, And An Artist Tries To Please Himself.