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According To A New Study, Hawaii Is The Happiest Place In America To Live. And I Thought It Was Just A Great Place To Pretend You Were Born In.

I'm Gonna Enjoy Being Old I Think I'll Be Awesome At It.

Scientists Say Over The Next Hundred Years, The Coast Of California Will Sink Almost Five Feet. So The Presidential Candidates Need To Do Something. Mitt Romney Is Conflicted. On One Hand, He Denies That Global Warming Exists. But If California Is Under Water, He Would Definitely Win The Next Election.

All They Teach You In Drama School Is How To Do Stage Fights And Be A Pain In Rehearsals.

Everything I Think Of Now Is Too Rude To Actually Say.