Loneliness Is The Universal Problem

When I Was At School, I Was Terrible At Algebra And Arithmetic, But I Was Always The Best At English And Literature. And Acting, Of Course.

The Sad Truth Is That Most Of My Husbands Turned Out To Be Convincing Liars.

I Don't Believe In Vitamin Pills. I Swear By Men, Darling-and As Many As Possible.

And The Truth Is I've Always Taken Very Good Care Of My Skin, And Always, Always Worn Make-up.

I Have A Lot Of Male Friends.