Litigant. A Person About To

Plagiarize, V. To Take The Thought Or Style Of Another Writer Whom One Has Never, Never Read.

Patriotism Is As Fierce As A Fever, Pitiless As The Grave, Blind As A Stone, And Irrational As A Headless Hen.

Spooker, N. A Writer Whose Imagination Concerns Itself With Supernatural Phenomena, Especially In The Doings Of Spooks.

War Is God's Way Of Teaching Americans Geography.

Husband, N. One Who, Having Dined, Is Charged With The Care Of The Plate.