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Zombies Are The New Vampire.

Symbolism Exists To Adorn And Enrich, Not To Create An Artificial Sense Of Profundity.

The Best Show On Television Is Red Sox Baseball. Everything Else Sucks.

She Is A Cat With A Burning Tail, An Ant Under A Microscope, A Fly About To Lose Its Wings To The Curious Plucking Fingers Of A Third-grader On A Rainy Day, A Game For Bored Children With No Bodies And The Whole Universe At Their Feet.

Money Means I Can Support My Family And Still Do What I Love. Not Very Many People Can Say That In This World, And Not Many Writers Can Say That.