Life May As Properly Be

Good-humor Will Even Go So Far As Often To Supply The Lack Of Wit.

A Good Countenance Is A Letter Of Recommendation.

The Dignity Of History.

A Lover, When He Is Admitted To Cards, Ought To Be Solemnly Silent, And Observe The Motions Of His Mistress. He Must Laugh When She Laughs, Sigh When She Sighs. In Short, He Should Be The Shadow Of Her Mind. A Lady, In The Presence Of Her Lover, Should Never Want A Looking-glass; As A Beau, In The Presence Of His Looking-glass, Never Wants A Mistress.

Thwackum Was For Doing Justice, And Leaving Mercy To Heaven.