Life Is Very Hard, Isn't

We Are Taught You Must Blame Your Father, Your Sisters, Your Brothers, The School, The Teachers - But Never Blame Yourself. It's Never Your Fault. But It's Always Your Fault, Because If You Wanted To Change You're The One Who Has Got To Change.

Man Who Stands On Toilet, Gets High On Pot!

The Shakes Stop If You Drink Enough, But Then So Does Everything Else.

Acting Is A Nice Childish Profession - Pretending You're Someone Else And, At The Same Time, Selling Yourself.

Only When A Woman Decides Not To Have Children, Can A Woman Live Like A Man. That's What I've Done.