Life Is Like A Box

We Started Off Trying To Set Up A Small Anarchist Community, But People Wouldn't Obey The Rules.

Definition Of A Classic: A Book Everyone Is Assumed To Have Read And Often Thinks They Have.

Deluded Liberal That I Am, I Persist In Thinking That Those With A Streak Of Sexual Unorthodoxy Ought To Be More Tolerant Of Their Fellows Than Those Who Lead An Entirely Godly, Righteous And Sober Life. Illogically, I Tend To Assume That If You ( Philip Larkin) Dream Of Caning Schoolgirls Bottoms, It Disqualifies You From Dismissing Half The Nation As Work-shy.

I Can Walk. It's Just That I'm So Rich I Don't Need To.

Have You Ever Thought, Headmaster, That Your Standards Might Perhaps Be A Little Out Of Date? Of Course They're Out Of Date. Standards Are Always Out Of Date. That Is What Makes Them Standards.