Life Is An X-rated Soap

Nothing Moves At The Hotel New Hampshire! We're Screwed Down Here-for Life!

It Was A Sound Like Someone Trying Not To Make A Sound.

Owen Meany Who Rarely Wasted Words And Who Had The Conversation-stopping Habit Of Dropping Remarks Like Coins Into A Deep Pool Of Water... Remarks That Sank, Like Truth, To The Bottom Of The Pool Where They Would Remain Untouchable.

The Gardener Had A Dread Of Small Women; He'd Always Imagined Them To Have An Anger Disproportionate To Their Size.

Human Sexuality Makes Farcical Our Most Serious Intentions.