Life Is A Mixed Blessing,

Women Polish The Silver And Water The Plants And Wait To Be Really Needed.

A Woman Will Do Anything To Keep A Pretty Figure, But Hardly Anything To Get One.

It Is Always Safe To Tell People That They're Looking Wonderful.

Hate Leaves Ugly Scars, Love Leaves Beautiful Ones.

When "why Not Do It?" Barely Outweighs "why Do It?" — Don't Do It.