Life Is A Mixed Blessing,

Love Unlocks Doors And Opens Windows That Weren't Even There Before.

A Woman Will Do Anything To Keep A Pretty Figure, But Hardly Anything To Get One.

After The Chills And Fever Of Love, How Nice Is The 98.6 Degrees Of Marriage.

Creative Work Is One Of Life's Greatest Pleasures, And The Only One We Will Gladly Interrupt.

The Way The Neurotic Sees It: Bars On His Door Mean That He's Locked In; Bars On Your Door Mean That He's Locked Out.