Life Is A Lemon And

Who Am I, Why Am I Here? Forget The Question, Someone Give Me Another Beer.

Dreams They Come And Go, But Thoughts Like Love Will Always Grow.

Praying For The End Of Time, So I Can End My Time With You.

As Most People Know, I Am A Vampire, So I Have No Reflection. Every Day, I Paste A Picture Of Someone Else On The Mirror.

If You Want My Views Of History, There's Something You Should Know. The Three Men I Admire The Most Are Curly, Larry, And Mo.