Life Is A Foreign Language;

Act Like You Expect To Get Into The End Zone.

Life Is A Foreign Language; All Men Mispronounce It.

The Most Interesting Persons Are Always Those Who Have Nothing Special To Do: Children, Nurses, Policemen And Actors At 11 O'clock In The Morning.

Be Prepared For Truth At All Hours And In The Most Fantastic Disguises. This Is The Only Safety.

One Of The Penalties Of Being A Human Being Is Other Human Beings.