Life Begins As A Quest

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

When A Husband Says, "i Run Things In My Home" He May Mean The Washing Machine, The Dishwasher And The Vacuum Cleaner.