Life - A Spiritual Pickle

Piracy, N. Commerce Without Its Folly-swaddles, Just As God Made It.

Women In Love Are Less Ashamed Than Men. They Have Less To Be Ashamed Of.

Rascality, N. Stupidity Militant. The Activity Of A Clouded Intellect.

Present, N. That Part Of Eternity Dividing The Domain Of Disappointment From The Realm Of Hope.

Definition: Connoisseur, N. A Specialist Who Knows Everything About Something And Nothing About Anything Else.