Librarians As A Race Tend

I Was Born In Liverpool In England, And I Lived There For The First Nine Years Of My Life.

I Speak For All Mediocrities In The World. I Am Their Champion. I Am Their Patron Saint.

Watching Italian Opera, All Those Male Sopranos Screeching, Stupid Fat Couples Rolling Their Eyes About. That's Not Love, It's Just Rubbish.

You Have Your Words, And I Have Mine.

It's An Extraordinary Thing About Mozart Is That You Never Tire Of Him... He Never Bores Me, And He Doesn't... Not Only Bore Me, That's Too Strong A Word.