Let's Put It This Way:

Some Years Later, Long After He And Megadeth Parted Company, Jay Jones Was Stabbed To Death With A Butter Knife During-rumor Has It-a Fight Over A Bolonga Sandwich. That's Not Funny, Of Course. But, If You Knew Jay, Neither Is It Particularly Suprising.

No Matter How Beautiful A Girl Is, She Still Shits.

I Care More About What God Knows Than What Man Says.

Yesterday Evening I Received A Call That A Person Had Located A Body And The Investigators From Sdsd Homicide Division Described Our Beloved Mother, Sally Estabrook. Thank You All For Your Prayers, Your Good Thoughts, And Positive Vibes.

It's Not How Big Your Pencil Is; It's How You Write Your Name.