Let's Look On The Bright

The Princess Bride S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale Of True Love And High Adventure You Had To Admire A Guy Who Called His Own New Book A Classic Before It Was Published And Anyone Had A Chance To Read It.

I Love You. Okay? Want It Louder? I Love You. Spell It Out, Should I? I Ell-oh-vee-ee Why-oh-you. Want It Backward? You Love I.

The Countess Was Considerably Younger Than Her Husband. All Of Her Clothes Came From Paris (this Was After Paris) And She Had Superb Taste. (this Was After Taste Too, But Only Just. And Since It Was Such A New Thing, And Since The Countess Was The Only Lady In All Florin To Posses It, Is It Any Wonder She Was The Leading Hostess In The Land?)

In Hollywood, No One Knows Anything.

Look. (grown-ups Skip This Paragraph) I'm Not About To Tell You This Book Has A Tragic Ending. I Already Said In The Very First Line How It Was My Favorite In All The World. But There's A Lot Of Bad Stuff Coming.