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There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.

I Refuse To Grow Up. I Won't Become The Adult Guy.

Resentments Are The Rocket Fuel That Lives In The Tip Of My Saber.

I Blinked And I Cured My Brain.

You Can't Not Be A Little Different From Others And Be Successful For Three Decades.