Let The Straight-limbed Laugh At

Generally, Common Sense Is Rare In The (higher) Rank.

Everything In Rome Has Its Price.

The People That Once Bestowed Commands, Consulships, Legions, And All Else, Now Concerns Itself No More, And Longs Eagerly For Just Two Things: Bread And Circuses!

There's A Lust In Man, No Charm Can Tame, Of Loudly Publishing Our Neighbor's Shame.

A Hairy Body, And Arms Stiff With Bristles, Give Promise Of A Manly Soul.