Let's Have Some New Cliches.

Give Me A Smart Idiot Over A Stupid Genius Any Day.

My Horse Was In The Lead, Coming Down The Home Stretch, But The Caddie Fell Off.

The Harder I Work, The Luckier I Get.

My Wife's Hands Are Very Beautiful. I'm Going To Have A Bust Made Of Them.

Why Should People Go Out And Pay Money To See Bad Films When They Can Stay At Home And See Bad Television For Nothing?