Let's All Start Walking More

Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease.

In The South There's A Difference Between 'naked' And 'nekkid.' 'naked' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On. 'nekkid' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On And You're Up To Somethin'.

It's Better To Have Died A Small Child Than To Be A Politician Who Gets Caught In A Scandal During A Slow News Month.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.