Let No Man's Deathbed Be

If I Had A Bookstore I Would Make All The Mystery Novels Hard To Find.

I've Often Liked A Girl, Made Her Laugh, And Thought She Liked Me, And Then Found Out That She Didn't Like Me That Way. I've Definitely Done Time In The Friend Zone.

I Bought A New Pair Of Pajamas With Pockets, Which Is Great, Cause Now I Don't Have To Hold Things When I Sleep.

Dogs Seem More Photogenic Than Cats. In Photos Most Cats Look Like Sociopaths.

Yes" Actually Means "no" 100% Of The Time, When The Question Is "can I Give You Some Advice?