Let Mortal Man Keep To

If A Man Rejoice Not In His Drinking, He Is Mad; For In Drinking It's Possible ... To Fondle Breasts, And To Caress Well Tended Locks, And There Is Dancing Withal, And Oblivion Of Woe.

Moderation, The Noblest Gift Of Heaven.

You Women Are All The Same, If Bed's All Right, You Think Everything Else Can Go To The Wind. But If There's Any Infringement Of Your Bed-rights, Then Fair Is Foul And All Hell's Let Loose.

Nothing's As Good As Holding On To Safety.

Real Friendship Is Shown In Times Of Trouble; Prosperity Is Full Of Friends.