Let Any Pretty Girl Announce

It's Funny About Men And Women. Men Pay In Cash To Get Them And Pay In Cash To Get Rid Of Them. Women Pay Emotionally Coming And Going. Neither Has It Easy.

Men Are Fine, Love Is Fine, It's Marriage I'm A Little Disappointed In.

I Know Why Most People Never Get Rich. They Put The Money Ahead Of The Job. If You Just Think Of The Job, The Money Will Automatically Follow. This Never Fails.

I'm A Sworn Enemy Of Convention. I Despite The Conventional In Anything, Even The Arts. I Paint Canvasses On The Floor And Drove One Art Teacher Out Of His Mind. But That's Just The Way I Paint Best.

All A Woman Needs Is A Good Bath, Clean Clothes, And For Her Hair To Be Combed. These Things She Can Do Herself. I Very Seldom Go To The Hairdresser, But When I Do, I Just Marvel.