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There's Nothing More Horrifying Than The Possibility Or The Idea That You Will Just Fade Away Into Obscurity.

I'm Not For Everyone. I'm Barely For Me.

You Can't Avoid Pain In Life. It's How You Handle Pain, That's What Defines You.

When I Was A Young Comic In New York And I Wasn't Getting Any Work, I Was Wandering Around The Lower East Side With My Notebook. I Would Stop At The Guitar Place On St. Mark's And Talk To That Dude For A While, Then I'd Go To The Bookstore And Talk To That Dude For A Little While. I Had A Guy Over At The Record Store, And I'd Talk To Him For A While. It Kept Me Connected To Life.

Dogs Are Too Much To Handle. I Don't Need Anything In My House That's Needier Than Me.