Leaving Your Ears Open To

Sometimes I Am Very Pleased With Lifestyle And Sometimes I Feel Utterly Worthless Because I Have So Few Interests.

Iraq Is A Manufactured Conflict For The Sake Of Geopolitical Dominance In The Area.

If The Audience Is Responding Very Well To Comedians That Are Hacks, And I Don't Do Well, I Don't Feel As Bad, Because I Feel Like Their Taste Is Different Than Mine. They're Laughing At Somebody I Would Never Laugh At, So That Makes It Okay, Because Obviously Our Tastes Are Not In The Same Place. And Comedy Is Subjective, So I Feel Like Maybe The Failure Wasn't All Mine. I Don't Think They Ever Would Have Really Enjoyed Me. So Sometimes That's A Little Easier, But Not Much.

My Hell Is Going To Be The Stairmaster Wing Of Dante's Inferno, Where They're Gonna Tape My Feet To The Pedals And The Only Music I Get Is Michael Bolton Karaoke Style.

I Would Have To Say Loneliness Is Next To Uncleanliness.