Learn To Wait; Invariably Either

The First Great Real Intimacy Between Two People Begins When Secrets Are Told.

Your Boyfriend Had A Dream About Potatoes And You're Asking Me To Interpret It? I'm Just Old. Being Old Doesn't Mean You Know More; It Means You Ate Enough Fiber.

Most Men, No Matter How Well Or Badly Dressed, Carry Overstuffed, Beat Up Wallets That Should Have Been Replaced Years Ago. Why Is That? Every Time I See A Guy Take Out A Wallet Anywhere, It Looks Like A Piece Of Old Melted Chocolate Cake-with Strings.

Just Write About What Bites You And Damn The Rest.

The Only Two Important Things In Life Are Real Love And Being At Peace With Yourself.