Learn To Use Your Brains

I Still Don't Know What I Want To Do When I Grow Up.

Ignorance Has Its Virtues; Without It There'd Be Mighty Little Conversation.

The Girl Who Swears No One Has Ever Made Love To Her Has A Right To Swear.

I Was So Skinny, They Gave Me The Nickname Stechetto - The Stick. I Was Tall, Thin, Ugly And Dark Like An Arab Girl. I Looked Strange. All Eyes. No Flesh On My Bones.

Spaghetti Can Be Eaten Most Successfully If You Inhale It Like A Vacuum Cleaner.