Lawyer, N. One Skilled In

Joss-sticks- Small Sticks Burned By The Chinese In Their Pagan Tomfoolery, In Imitation Of Certain Sacred Rites Of Our Holy Religion.

Orthography, N. The Science Of Spelling By The Eye Instead Of The Ear.

Distress: A Disease Incurred By Exposure To The Prosperity Of A Friend.

Alligator: The Crocodile Of America, Superior In Every Detail To The Crocodile Of The Effete Monarchies Of The Old World.

Teetotaler, N. One Who Abstains From Strong Drink, Sometimes Totally, Sometimes Tolerably Totally.