Lawyer, N. One Skilled In

Congratulations Is The Civility Of Envy.

Success Is The One Unpardonable Sin Against Our Fellows.

Envy, N. Emulation Adapted To The Meanest Capacity.

Litigation: A Machine Which You Go Into As A Pig And Come Out Of As A Sausage.

In Our Civilization, And Under Our Republican Form Of Government, Intelligence Is So Highly Honored That It Is Rewarded By Exemption From The Cares Of Office.