Laughter Separates Us From Despair

I Don't Know Why Some People Get Worked Up About Gay People Marrying. It's Not Gay People Who Are Ruining The Sanctity Of Marriage, It's Celebrities.

The Smurfs 2 Is A Great Movie. The Smurfs Are Tiny Little Creatures That Everybody Loves. They're Like Justin Bieber - Minus The Part About Everybody Loving Him.

Being The Executive Producer Of A Film Is Not That Difficult. It Just Means That You Have Some Power. There's Not A Huge Amount Of Skill Involved, I Don't Know How Much I'm Giving Away Here. I Feel Like That Guy On Fox, Giving Away The Magicians' Tricks. It's Not Rocket Science, Being An Executive Producer Of A Film.

People Spend Thousands Of Dollars Trying To Keep Their Teeth Straight. I Just Hope We Can Live In A World Where We Accept Gay Teeth.

In Los Angeles On Black Friday, A Woman Pepper Sprayed Wal-mart Shoppers Who Tried To Cut In Line. The Police Acted Fast By Immediately Hiring Her To Get Rid Of Peaceful Protesters Outside Banking Institutions All Across The United States.