Laughter Separates Us From Despair

If A Man Doesn't Know How To Dance He Doesn't Know How To Make Love, There I Said It!

I Became A Terrible Drunk Or Alcoholic - Or A Good One Depending On Your Point Of View.

Santa Blows All These Shipping Companies Away. He Delivers More Than 2 Billion Packages In Just 24 Hours. He Does It By Sleigh. He Doesn't Use Tracking Numbers And Doesn't Use Trucks. He Just Uses Midgets And A Giant Bag.

Happy Cinco De Mayo. If You Don't Know What That Means, Maybe You're A Little Out Of Touch - Or Maybe You're The Governor Of Arizona.

Fat Is Where Comedy Is Stored.