Laughter Is The Tonic, The

By Simple Common Sense I Don't Believe In God, In None.

Brunettes Are Troublemakers. They're Worse Than The Jews.

Life Could Be Wonderful If People Would Leave You Alone

Life Laughs At You When You Are Unhappy; Life Smiles At You When You Are Happy; But Life Salutes You When You Make Other Happy.

I Don't Think The Real America Is In New York Or On The Pacific Coast; Personally, I Like The Middle West Much Better, Places Like North And South Dakota, Minneapolis And Saint Paul. There, I Think, Are The True Americans