Laughter Is The Fireworks Of

There Are Very Few Good Judges Of Humor, And They Don't Agree.

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

Occasions Are Rare; And Those, Who Know How To Seize Upon Them, Are Rarer.

The Nearest We Can Come To) Perfect Happiness Is To Cheat Ourselves With The Belief That We Have Got It.

Man Is My Brother, And I Am Nearer Related To Him Through His Vices Than I Am Through His Virtue.