Laughter Can Be Used To

The Fiery Trials Through Which We Pass Will Light Us Down In Honor Or Dishonor To The Latest Generation.

Let Reverence For The Laws, Be Breathed By Every American Mother, To The Lisping Babe, That Prattles On Her Lap - Let It Be Taught In Schools, In Seminaries, And In Colleges; Let It Be Written In Primmers, Spelling Books, And In Almanacs; Let It Be Preached From The Pulpit, Proclaimed In Legislative Halls, And Enforced In Courts Of Justice.

In The End, It's Not The Years In Your Life That Count. It's The Life In Your Years.

Behind The Cloud The Sun Is Still Shining.

Were It Not For My Little Jokes, I Could Not Bear The Burdens Of This Office.