Last Year I Gave Seventy-four

When I Stand Before God At The End Of My Life, I Would Hope That I Would Not Have A Single Bit Of Talent Left, And Could Say, 'i Used Everything You Gave Me'.

It's The Three Pairs Of Eyes That Mothers Have To Have...one Pair That See Through Closed Doors. Another In The Back Of Her Head...and, Of Course, The Ones In Front That Can Look At A Child When He Goofs Up And Reflect 'i Understand And I Love You' Without So Much As Uttering A Word.

It's Frightening To Wake Up One Morning And Discover That While You Were Asleep You Went Out Of Style.

Before You Try To Keep Up With The Joneses, Be Sure They're Not Trying To Keep Up With You.

A Grandmother Pretends She Doesn't Know Who You Are On Halloween.