Last Halloween I Ran Out

The President Met With Bp Ceo Tony Hayward, And Obama Was Demanding That Bp Clean Up The Gulf. And I'm Thinking, Good Luck. They Can't Even Clean Up Their Gas Station Restrooms.

I Feel Like Bush Presidencies Are Like "godfather" Films. You Should Stop At Two.

Childhood. I Wish I Had Something To Complain About.

Snooki Is Now A Published Author. I'm Blaming Sarah Palin. She Lowered The Bar.

Yesterday Was Not Only Daylight Saving Time, But Also International Women's Day. What Better Way To Address The Issue Of Inequality For Women Than Giving Them A Day That's Missing An Hour.