Knowledge Is Almost Annoying.

If You’re Worrying About The Wrinkles On Your Bollocks I’d Say Your Life’s Pretty Good

When You've Been On A Programme Called 'an Idiot Abroad' Job Offers Aren't Exactly Flying In.

Shitty Nappy Whizzing Through The Air, You Don't See That In The Brochures.

There Is No Need For Ants To Have The Ability To Fly

Cat Food. It Stinks A Bit, But If You Don't Put Up With The Smell, The Little Kitten Will Die.