Kittens Can Happen To Anyone.

When Two People Loved Each Other They Worked Together Always, Two Against The World, A Little Company. Joy Was Shared; Trouble Was Split. You Had An Ally.

You Learn Eventually That, While There Are No Villains, There Are No Heroes Either. And Until You Make The Final Discovery That There Are Only Human Beings, Who Are Therefore All The More Fascinating, You Are Liable To Miss Something.

It Is The Custom To Sneer At The Modern Apartment-house, Television, Big-city Christmas, With Its Commercial Taint . . . Office Parties, Artificial . . . Christmas Trees . . . But Future Generations In Search Of Their Lost Christmases May Well Remember Its Innocence; Yes, And Its Beauty, Too.

No One Has Ever Been Able To Discover How They [cats] Make This Subtle Sound, And What Is More, No One Ever Will. It Is A Secret That Has Endured From The Very Beginning Of The Time Of Cats And Will Never Be Revealed.

If There Is Any Larceny In A Man, Golf Will Bring It Out.