Kitten, When Did You Get

It’s Been A Whole Day Since I Last Killed Someone, And I’m Getting Antsy. (maxis)

Look, Bud. I’m Trained. Ticked Off. And I Have A Loaded Weapon. You Should Take Particular Note Of The Loaded Weapon Part When Annoying Me. (terri)

Great, Just Great. The Only Thing To Make Him A Worse Asshole Would Be To Kick A Puppy.’ (nathan)

Anyone Ever Tell You You Should Be A Lawyer? (otto) Only Bill When We Argue. Besides, I Like Killing Bloodsuckers Too Much To Ever Be One Of Them. Tabitha Deveraux. Pleased To Meet You. (tabitha)

Well, I Guess I’m Just Not As Special As You Are. (urian) No One Knows Their True Mettle Until It’s Been Tested. This Is Yours. Whether You Pass Or Fail Is Entirely Up To You. I Can’t Tell You What To Do, But I Know Where I’ll Be Tonight. (acheron)