Kissing A Smoker Is Like

Wedding: The Point At Which A Man Stops Toasting A Woman And Begins Roasting Her.

Woman's Love -- A Mirror In Which A Man Beholds Himself Glorified, Magnified And Deified.

Honeymoons Are The Beginning Of Wisdom--but The Beginning Of Wisdom Is The End Of Romance.

True Love Can Be No Deeper Than Your Capacity For Friendship, No Higher Than Your Ideals, And No Broader Than The Scope Of Your Vision.

There Are Many Times Where A Woman Would Gladly Drop Her Husband If She Did Not Feel Morally Certain That Some Other Woman Would Come Right Along And Pick Him Up.