Kindness Is A Rotten Fruit

I'm Telling You People; Its A Zombie Attack. Z To The Oto The M To The B To The I,e. Zombie..." -bubba

"i'm At Your House?" Kody Asked."you Don't Have To Sound So Offended. I Do Have People Clean It, You Know?""sorry." She Sighed Wearily. "you Have No Idea How Confusing It Is To Wake Up In A Strange Place With No Idea How You Got There."caleb Laughed. "sure I Do. Happens To Me Frequently."she Rolled Her Eyes At His Frightening Lifestyle. "yes, But I Woke Up In This Bed Alone."

It’s Been A Whole Day Since I Last Killed Someone, And I’m Getting Antsy. (maxis)

Hard To Argue With A Woman, Period. Only Time A Man Wins With One Of Them Is When The Woman Is Either On Tv Or Dead. (jack)

Didn’t Your Mother Ever Tell You The Only Way To Kill Us Is To Cut Us Into Pieces? You Should Have Brought A Wood Chipper Instead Of A Gun. (wulf)