People Eat Duck And You

We Are Always Making More And More Stuff In The World. You Know; Big Buildings, Big Planes, Big Boats And That. Will We Ever Get To A Point Where All This Is Too Heavy For The World To Handle?

I'd Say The Best Is When I Was In Africa, I Saw A Hippo In A House. Someone Had A Pet Hippo. And They're Meant To Be One Of The Most Dangerous Animals On The Planet, And They Had One That Was Sort Of Just Wandering In And Out Of Their House, Just Sort Of Roaming About.

I Found That Being With Happy Positive People Annoys Me.

I Came Face-to-face With A Gorilla Which Was Quite Good, But It Was A 10-hour Trek In Bad Weather, Up Hills, Covered In Mud, With Mosquitoes Everywhere And When We Got There The Gorilla's Just Sat There Doing Nowt.

It's 2006, Why Are They Still Using The Index Finger?