Justice Should Be Cheap But

Aven, I Have Given Up Smoking Again!... God! I Feel Fit. Homicidal, But Fit. A Different Man. Irritable, Moody, Depressed, Rude, Nervy, Perhaps; But The Lungs Are Fine.

This High Official, All Allow, Is Grossly Overpaid; There Wasn't Any Board, And Now There Isn't Any Trade.

Citizens Who Take It Upon Themselves To Do Unusual Actions Which Attract The Attention Of The Police Should Be Careful To Bring These Actions Into One Of The Recognized Categories Of Crimes And Offences, For It Is Intolerable That The Police Should Be Put To The Pains Of Inventing Reasons For Finding Them Undesirable.

For I Must Write To The Times Tonight, And Save The World From Sin.

There Is No Reason Why A Joke Should Not Be Appreciated More Than Once. Imagine How Little Good Music There Would Be If, For Example, A Conductor Refused To Play Beethoven's Fifth Symphony On The Ground That His Audience Might Have Heard It Before.