Just Go With Your Gut

I Fell In Love With Erica Kane The Summer Before My Freshman Year Of High School. Like All Red-blooded Teen American Boys, I'd Come Home From Water Polo Practice And Eat A Box Of Entenmann's Pop'ems Donut Holes In Front Of The Tv While Obsessively Fawning Over 'all My Children' And Erica, Her Clothes, And Her Narcissistic Attitude.

I Love A Smart, Well-written Show, And '30 Rock,' Well, You Can't Get Any Better Than That. Tina Fey Poos Funny. There's Nothing That She Does That Isn't Funny. That Show Is An Example Of How Brilliant She Is. It's So Smart. They've Done Some Brilliant Commentary About The 'housewives' With 'queen Of Jordan,' Their Show-within-the-show.

Mcdonalds Used To Be My Favorite Place To Eat, Until My Metabolism Changed In My Late 30s. Before That, I Would Have No Hesitation About Walking Into Mcdonalds And Getting Two Cheeseburgers And Fries And Enjoying Every Last Bite.

Anybody Who Really Knows About The Tv Business Knows That It Would Be Impossible To Just March In One Day And Say To Your Colleagues And Bosses, 'oh Yes, I'm Hosting My Own Show.'

I'm An Nra-certified Expert Rifleman.