Just Because We're Fictional Characters

Every Show Is Your Last Show. That's My Philosophy.

Men Peak At Age Nineteen And Go Downhill.

The Majority Of People Who Keel Over Dead At Concerts Are Killed By A Long Trumpet Passage.

Some People Think It Is Difficult To Be A Christian And To Laugh, But I Think It's The Other Way Around. God Writes A Lot Of Comedy, Its Just That He Has So Many Bad Actors.

I Hear A Little Firecracker Go Off When You Come Up With A Good Rhyme.